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boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

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theclearlydope: That was a fun day. 

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag